CAMPBELL PROCLAIMS "FOOLISHNESS WEEK"
CITIZENS OF BC GRANTED FOOLISH LICENSE - CLICK FOR DETAILS
TWENTY
THIRTEEN
DAY OF FOOLS
Incomprehensible For The Day:
( 1 ) Wake Ooop, Fall Oppa Zee Bed, Droog Ah Feesh Ah Cross thy Wig,
and plommet Nose-First the Door.
( 2 ) When Arryhthmia Thigh Nearest Corner:
( 3 ) Crush Thine Eyes,
Stamp Upright On One Lamb,
Poot One’s Thombe to One’s Nose,
And, Yet the Top of One’s Lungs,
Deliver the Rallying Cry:
“HELLO, FOOL !!!!”
Be not Shocked if thy Hurrah
Resembleth of a Donkey.
From this moment of the first peep,
Friday, April 1st, 2013 is a Day for Fools.
And, if on April 1st, 2013, You are a Fool,
April 1st, 2013 is Your Day.
And the next Thirteen Days shalt be Known as:
"FOOLISHNESS WEEK".
For it is a known truth that being a Fool
is your inbred human right, as approved by our Mayor,
and ordained by God.
For on this day, bricklayers and nut vendors
gleefully lay with princes and politicians.
Life ought be seen through coke-bottle glasses,
one's clothes be ill-fitting,
one subject to trips,
twitches, frenzies or furies.
One's feet be hysdirect, tongue dispossess,
or nose groan in proportion to one’s face.
All too normal.
The lucky receive lasting effects, a foolish
glow for days or weeks. License-bearing Society members
experience this as an odd and familiar ritual.
Please join our Struggle to legislate
Foolishness Year in B.C. Parliament.
While you wait, why not apply for the coveted
Foolish License?
Send a letter, stating why
you deserve to be granted a License,
along with your Name, Address, and Official title,
to:
Godfrey Daniels,
Commissioner Of Fools,
bigfool @ fools-society.com.
and
you will receive further instructions, eventually.